Prowling out of the tarmac, swinging a burning branch, cometh Chum! And she gives a spectacular scream:
“I’m going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!”
omfg
Striding through the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Cthulhudream5! And she gives an ominous bellow:
“I’m going to pulverize you until you bleed puke, and throw you out the window!”
Hark! Who is that, stalking through the terrain! It is Wendy, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty howl, her voice cometh:
“Ares, God of War, be praised! I desecrate until my loins find satisfaction!”
accurate
Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the mountains! It is Kayce, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a mighty cry, her voice cometh:
“I’m going to clobber you into the fast lane, and dip you in uranium!!!”
So like does this mean I’m CM Punk because apparently I clobber peopleLo! Who is that, striding out of the candy store! It isSpring Heeled Sloan, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low scream, her voice cometh:
“I’m seriously going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!”
Running through the icy wasteland, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh AndyMagnuseth! And he gives a booming grunt:
“Blood and souls for my dark lord! I plunder until my glands are satisfied!”
…Oh. I should probably play Guilty Gear XX again. I wish I still had it.
Lo! Who is that, prowling on the steppes! It is Mandie, hands clutching a studded crowbar! She bellows vengefully:
“You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem with God on my side!!”
god on my side but i’m an atheist how does
Skulking across the terrain, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Rlyrlybigman! And he gives a cruel roar:
“I’m going to fuck you until you pee fire!!!”
Now you know how Nic Cage does it in Ghost Rider 2.
Striding along the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Shardain! And she gives a low scream:
“I’m going to pummel you to the moon and back, and throw you out the airplane door!!”
Lo! Who is that, striding over the plains! It is Tart, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries ominously:
“I’m going to spank you until armored tanks pull us apart, then steal your lederhosen!!”
omg
Rampaging through the cliffs, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh ambitiousBard! And he gives a low scream:
“I’m going to fuck you like it’s a new extreme sport!!!”
accurate
Lo! Who is that, skulking over the tundra! It is RileyAV, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries ominously:
“This one’s for you, mom! I slice through beating hearts like a sentient bulldozer!”
omg
Hark! Who is that, stalking amidst the steppes! It isSenile-Snake, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows vengefully:
“I’m seriously going to hump you beyond the end of time, and plug you into a power plant!”
Yup.
Striding along the steppes, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Veggie! And he gives an ominous howl:
“I’m going to pulverize you until you pee fire!!”
jesus christ i’m dual wielding pita bread this is so perfect
Striding on the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Mi-chan! And she gives a booming roar:
“I’m seriously going to bruise you past the point of no return!”
Nyahahahahaha!Studded crowbar? I approve.Lo! Who is that, stalking over the wasteland! It isStephodell, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She bellows apocalyptically:
“I’m going to pound you so badly, you will polymorph into Vlad the Impaler!!”
Zang! Who is that, prowling across the steppes! It isCrimsoncosplays, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:
“I’m seriously going to torment you in such an unsafe manner, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!”
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Crowjob, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:
“In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape with God on my side!”
oh my god I’m so confused
Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the steppes! It isKitsubasa, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She roars vengefully:
“I’m going to punch you beyond the end of time, and hit you with a steamroller!!”
I… what?
also steamroller. am i dio brando or something.
(Source: chantillyxlacey, via twocentpieces)
